This is not a pet hoodie. This is “why is your dog dressed like a tiny influencer?” energy.
Deep textured burgundy body, black hood, clean white trim — your dog pulls up looking like they got a brand deal and a management team. It’s soft, stretchy, and hugs them just right, so they can sprint, zoom, nap, and act unbothered while still looking like they’re headed to a photoshoot.
You throw this on your dog and suddenly:
- Walks are runway shows
- The couch is a VIP section
- Every neighbor is like, “Okay but why is your dog fresher than me?”
The fabric is 100% soft polyester, which in plain English means:
- It’s warm but not sweaty
- It keeps its shape (even when they don’t)
- It dries fast when they decide to body-slam a puddle
Little details go stupid hard for no reason: contrast rib, folded edges, neat stitching… like somebody took real time to design a hoodie for an animal that still licks windows. Seven sizes, so you can fit everything from “purse gremlin” to “small lion that thinks it’s a lap dog.”
Perfect for:
- Cold morning walks where you’re underdressed and your dog isn’t
- Rainy days when they still want to go out and make bad decisions
- Cuddle sessions where you’re the big spoon and they’re the best dressed
Why this actually makes sense (kind of):
- 100% soft polyester — strong, shape-holding, quick-drying
- Choice of black or white rib & matching seam threads so the whole thing looks intentional, not last-minute
- Seven sizes for small to chunk
- Clean ½" folded edges and trim so it looks finished, not like a DIY crime
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Your dog’s wardrobe is now officially easier to maintain than your own.
