Dark French Roast – Because Sleep Is Optional
This is not “oh that’s nice” coffee. This is “I’ve got plans and bad ideas” coffee.
Bitterroot is the one you reach for when you’re about to:
- Start a “quick” detail that somehow turns into a full correction
- Plan a build you absolutely cannot afford
- Convince yourself 1:30 a.m. is a perfectly normal time to be on Marketplace
It’s a Dark French roast with a strong personality and an even stronger finish – bittersweet, chocolatey, toasty, and just rude enough to wake your soul up. Think cocoa and toasted nuts, no vanilla fluff, no dessert disguise. Just grown, serious coffee for people who like their paint sharp and their caffeine louder than their common sense.
Sourced from South America, roasted in the USA in small batches by people who live and die by the Specialty Coffee Association rulebook. This is Specialty Grade craft coffee, not “breakroom sludge” or “someone left the pot on since 7am.”
It works anywhere you do real coffee:
- Drip brewer in a kitchen that smells like wax and bad decisions
- French press on a Sunday morning before a wash-and-drive ritual
- Percolator in a garage where time doesn’t exist
Whole bean if you’re THAT person with the grinder.
Ground if you just want to pour, brew, and go cause chaos.
Important note so nobody gets it twisted:
We don’t roast this coffee. We don’t pretend to be coffee people with a side hustle.
We’re car people who found serious coffee people and said,
“Hey, let us put this in a bag and sell it to our kind.”
We just sell it, drink it, and run on it.
They’re the coffee nerds. We’re the ones making sure your car looks good while you’re wired.
Details (for the product page nerds):
- 12oz (340g) bag
- Dark French roast – bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish
- Flavor notes: cocoa, toasted nuts
- Growing region: South America
- Available as whole bean or ground
- Roasted in the USA in small batches for consistency and freshness
- Graded & certified Specialty Grade Craft Coffee (SCA standards)
- Ships to the USA, US territories, and Canada
You’re doing three kinds of coffee? Cool.
This is the “I’ve got work to do and no time to be tired” one.
