You ever see those “need money for…” shirts and think, “Yeah… but make it accurate”? This is that shirt. Honest. Disrespectful. Weirdly relatable.
Big sloppy, drippy, graffiti-style text across the front:
NEED MONEY
FOR RED BOX
RESTORATION
You’re not lying. You’re not pretending it’s for “rent” or “responsibility.” No. This is for paint correction, PPF, coatings, and all the “since it’s already here” upgrades you swore you wouldn’t do.
Wear it when:
- You’re dropping the car off at Red Box and already know the bill’s gonna sting
- You’re at cars & coffee “just looking” and somehow shopping for your next mistake
- Your friends ask where all your money goes and you’d rather just point at your shirt
Heavy cotton, comfy as hell, built to survive shop days, bad decisions, and suspicious bank statements. The print hits loud, the message hits louder, and anybody who laughs at it is probably just as broke-from-car-stuff as you are.
Buy it because it’s the truth.
Wear it so nobody asks why you’re “saving money” this month.
