This is not a regular dog collar.
This is “why does your dog look sponsored?” energy.
Black band, clean as hell, with little red cubes running around it like your dog has their own micro Red Box livery. Lightweight, flexible TPU, so they can sprint, roll, wallow in mud, and come back like,
“What? I’m still fresh.”
This thing survives:
- Daily zoomies
- Rainy walks where you gave up before they did
- That one muddy patch they always find
- and still doesn’t end up smelling like “wet dog + bad choices.”
The best part? The buckles.
You get to pick from black onyx, gunmetal, rose gold, or vintage brass — like you’re speccing wheels for a build, but it’s just your dog’s neck. That’s how far gone we are.
You’re over here like,
“I want my buckle to match my dog’s vibe, my car, and my emotional damage.”
It’s hypoallergenic and waterproof, which means:
- Good for sensitive skin
- Great for dogs that think “puddle” is French for “dive in”
- Easy to wipe clean when they come back smelling like outside and bad ideas
Your dog gets comfort.
You get something that looks good in photos and doesn’t look busted in two weeks. Everyone wins.
Why this collar actually slaps:
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Premium TPU: cruelty-free, flexible, with enough structure that it doesn’t get sad and floppy
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Odor- and stain-resistant: medical-grade thermo-elastomer, so it doesn’t keep a “greatest hits” of every walk it’s ever been on
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Hypoallergenic & waterproof: for sensitive pups and full-send weather
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Four buckle finishes: black onyx, gunmetal, rose gold, vintage brass – spec it like an options list
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Four sizes so you can fit everything from pocket rockets to full-size units
Care:
Hit it with warm water and mild soap.
No drama, no soaking, no rituals.
Your dog might not know they’re dripped out in Red Box geometry…
but you do. And that’s really who this is for.
