“I’m Not Subtle, I’m Branded” Vanity Plate
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This is the Red Box vanity plate you get when a sticker just doesn’t feel loud enough. It’s that little sign that says, “Yes, I am absolutely the type of person who brands my life… and I’m not sorry.” Lightweight aluminum, clean white face, crisp logo front and center. Hang it in the shop, in your office, over your toolbox, on a shelf, or right by the door so people know what kind of obsession lives here. It looks like a real license plate’s cooler cousin – no registration, just pure personality. On the wall, it reads like a quiet flex: “I don’t just like cars. I live this.”
Perfect for:
- Studio walls that need something more interesting than beige paint
- Entryways where you want visitors to know immediately they’re in car people territory
- Vendor booths, shows, and events where you’re trying to look professional but still fun
- Background flex in photos, videos, or that “welcome to my garage” shot
Why this plate belongs in your space:
- 100 percent aluminum, strong and rust-resistant, just like your willpower around car parts (allegedly)
- Bright, high-res print so the logo stays sharp and visible from across the room
- Four pre-drilled holes so you can mount it without inventing new curse words
- Standard 12" x 6" size, familiar enough to register, different enough to make people look twice
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts, like a good restomod build
Care instructions (for when dust happens):
- Wipe it down with a damp cloth
- Air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth like you’re touching paint, not scrubbing wheels
Buy it because walls are boring.
Hang it because your space should look as dialed-in as your car.