This is the shirt you wear when people think you “just like clean cars,”
and you’re like,
“No… this is how I hold my life together.”
White crewneck, calm as hell. Little red logo on the chest, handwritten lines that say:
“Car washes are cool.”
“Details are therapy.”
That’s it. That’s the whole diagnosis.
Car wash? That’s for when you’re in a hurry.
Detail? That’s when you’re going through something.
You’re out there with the buckets, the mitt, the blower, talking to the paint like,
“Tell me where it hurts.”
Your neighbors think you’re “washing the car again.”
Nah. You’re out there working through childhood, relationships, and three bad financial decisions… one panel at a time.
You throw this on after a full detail session, and your friends who get it just nod.
No explanation needed. They also have 14 different brushes and a favorite drying towel.
Why this shirt actually slaps:
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (around 180 g/m²) so it works in the bay, on the couch, or at cars and coffee
- Tubular knit body (no side seams) so it feels smooth while you’re reaching, stretching, and overthinking high spots
- Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar so it doesn’t stretch out like your patience with drive-thru car washes
- Clean DTG graphic on the front with DTF neck/sleeve hits for sharp, long-lasting prints
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified fabric, because your skin shouldn’t suffer while your clear coat heals
Care:
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no ironing, no dry cleaning.
Save the perfectionism for the paint, not the T-shirt.
