This is not just a coffee mug.This is the official cup of “I did it… because why not.”
Glossy black, heavy in the hand, big red geometric logo on the side like a warning label: I’m about to justify another bad idea.
You grab this mug when you’re:
- Pricing out “just a small upgrade” that somehow involves a new turbo
- Telling yourself you’re only browsing Marketplace
- Planning a “simple” weekend project that mysteriously requires three deliveries and a Monday apology email
It’s 15 ounces of “keep pouring, we’re not done yet.”
Black glaze so the coffee stains don’t snitch on you, bold red logo so everyone knows where your money actually goes. You can park it on a cluttered desk, a tool cart, or next to a laptop full of tabs labeled “probably shouldn’t”.
Microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, lead-free, BPA-free - the mug is responsible so you don’t have to be. The C-handle fits your hand like it’s heard all your excuses before and is just here to see what you do next.
Use it for coffee, tea, energy drinks, or whatever keeps the ideas coming.
Because at this point… you’re not asking “should I?”
You’re just shrugging and saying: “Because why not.”
