You ever be in the garage, staring at your car at 11:47pm, and think, “I should not be buying more parts… but a candle? …a candle feels reasonable.” That’s this. That’s the Because Why Not candle. It’s 9oz of pure “I deserve nice things for no specific reason.” You light it when life doesn’t call for a celebration… but you’re gonna celebrate anyway.
Maybe it’s Cinnamon Vanilla because you want the shop to smell less like tire and more like bakery.
Maybe it’s Apple Harvest because you’re trying to trick guests into thinking you have your life together.
Maybe it’s Unscented because your car already smells like race gas, leather, and bad decisions.
Maybe it’s Atlantis Whisper because you’re indoors pretending you take days off.
Clean-burning soy wax. Cotton wick. Glass jar you’re absolutely going to repurpose for bolts, coins, or that random Allen key you’re emotionally attached to. Burns for 50–60 hours, which is longer than some people’s relationships and most people’s attention spans.
What this candle actually is:
- 100% natural soy wax with a cotton wick, no sketchy mystery fumes
- Reusable glass jar for your post-candle “I’m organized now” era
- 50–60 hours of burn time, depending how dramatic you are
- Twelve legit scents, from cozy Cinnamon Vanilla to fresh Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, or straight-up Unscented
- Assembled in the USA and compliant with the grown-up safety standards
Safety (because we like you and your house):
- Only burn it where you can see it
- Keep it away from kids, pets, and that one friend who shouldn’t touch fire or tools
- Don’t burn it near anything flammable, including the stack of cardboard boxes you “might use later”
Buy it because… why not?
Light it because everything looks better with clean paint, soft light, and just a little bit of unnecessary luxury.
